????????K-POP MAID ????????
????BY LICIA TIFE ????
????ON GOD ????
Am still so proud of myself
I must admit i was extremely scared before coming to stage
I was thinking am going to embarrass myself and ruin my chances of getting into EFX MUSICAL SCHOOL
But look at me now
The honey and lukewarm water therapy finally worked
Although i still couldn’t hit high notes like fatty
But Atleast i still tried my best to waw the audience
Her voice wasn’t something beyond ordinary
She was not half as good as the fat girl
But she was still good and she was able to sing the song properly
I told her to sing a song because i was thinking she won’t be able to but guess i was wrong
‘are you satisfied’ Nam-il asked
I glared at him and he stuck his tongue out to mock me
How can a 24 year old man be so immature
Anyway he acts like that because he is the youngest in the band
‘so jina and fatty’ kyung wan said
Immediately he said fatty everyone started laughing
I guess they think kyung wan called her fatty to mock her not knowing that her real name
‘well i have to admit you guys are great’ jae woo said with a smile on his face
‘well, this performance was suppose to decide if you Will get into this school or not, so for giving such amazing performance welcome to EFX MUSICAL SCHOOL ‘ KYUNG wan said
Jeez i so much wish i could crush that spirit in her
‘well you finally made it into this school’ i said with a proud look on my face
Jin-Hyuk oppa is talking to me again, he only does that when he is up to something
‘well welcome to EFX MUSICAL SCHOOL’ oppa Jin-Hyuk said
‘thank you’ i replied
Well he didn’t say or do anything
That a surprise
So after the whole performance charade
I went back to the EFX MANSION to continue my job as a maid
I entered into the EFX MANSION, changed into my uniform
I haven’t seen any of the boys
I guess they are not home yet
So i walked up the stairs going through my social media on my phone without looking where i was going
That was the sound i made when i bumped into someone and fell on the floor
‘what the ????are you crazy or something’ i asked without even looking at the person’s face
‘you should be lucky you did not break my phone unless i wouldn’t have……….’ ????
I could not complete my sentence as i looked up to see who it was that bumped into me????
O. M. G ????
Immediately this strange song started playing in my head as i stand on my feet????
????Guess who is Gettin fired ????
????Jina is getting fired ????
????You are getting fired????
????Fired, fired, fired ????
That strange song keep repeating itself in my head????
‘s… S… S.. Sir’ i stammered ????
‘you wouldn’t have what’ Jin-Hyuk oppa asked as he dipped his hand into his picked staring at me????
‘w… W… E.. Well.. I’
What is wrong with me
Why can’t i just keep my Damn mouth shut
Jin-Hyuk oppa is not going to spare me now
I have a feeling he doesn’t like me at all from the start
And now this
I am so dead
‘you not saying actual word’ jin-hyuk said
This guy must be the saddest human i know
I have never seen him smile, smirk, laugh, grin, cry, angry or annoyed
Just very cold
But why does he have to be so handsome
He is just a troubled hottie with streak of sadism in him
‘w.. I.. I am sorry’ i said as i bowed my head
‘what that for’ he asked
‘i am apologising, i am extremely sorry sir’ i said still bowing my head
‘raise your head’ he said..
i slowly raised my head
‘unlike you am not a stark illiterate, you do not have to bow’ he said as he turns his back to walk away
I might not be as educated as he is, but am definitely not a stark illiterate
‘you don’t like me at all do you? ‘
That question just came out of me i don’t know how but it just came out of me
That my one way ticket to you are fired land
Jin-hyuk oppa turns his back and said
‘not even one bit’
After giving me a befitting reply, he just walked away
Ohhh it must be so sad having a huge crush on a guy for 6 years who does not even like you at all????
But i do not know why i am so sad
I have always know oppa can never be mine from the start
He is korea number one hottie and i am just me
A girl like mina is interested in him who am i to compete with her
Mina is a very popular singer, dancer and model
She is so pretty with smooth flawless skin
She is like a beauty godess
I do not stand a chance at all
Her blonde long hair
Her cute face
Height and body, everything just makes sense
Well am cute, tall and slim
That does not mean i stand a chance
So i spent the entire night writing in my diary
I wonder why i am acting like an obsessed teenager
For goodness sake am 23 years old
But why does oppa have to be so handsome, i do not think i can ever get rid of my six years crush
I started loving him when i was just 16 years old
Then he was still an 18 year old teenage cutie
He started as a soloist but later formed a band with his Best friend few years later
I am so attracted to him
I am his biggest fan
So i spent the entire night writing in my diary about how my six years crush doesn’t like me one bit
The next day the EFX guys went out for another concert in China
Life of a super star uhn ????
It is very good they went for a concert
I will have enough time for my school
So the next day I went to school and fatty walked up to me and said
‘hi jina how are you’
‘am fine fatty, you look great’ i complemented her
She might be oversize but she is still a bit stylish
‘oh thank you i want to look good for my first day ‘ she said
‘that great’ i muttered
‘come on let go to class’ fatty said
So we walked into the class and the students in this class of mine where pretty cool
They all formed a circle around our male teacher
Fatty and i joined the circle as we listened attentively to what the teacher has to say
‘so today we are going to play a little game.. I will pick 5 students and i will play a beat of a particular music on the speaker, you will have to rap or sing Atleast five lines in this music if you can’t you out and that 2 points wil be removed from your total score at the end of the term’ the teacher said
What 2 whole points
How can the teacher do this to us, what if we do not know the music
‘Now am choosing Laura’ the teacher said
‘no problemo’ a sexy looking slim girl said as she walked towards the teacher
‘tanya and mark’ the teacher continued
Tanya was a real rapper judging from her looks
She is so rugged and that crazy outfit she is wearing
I just love it
I do hope the teacher doesn’t call my name ????
‘and jina and fatty’
I reluctantly walked toward the teacher with fatty
‘Now you guys start’ the teacher instructed us
A beat was played on the speaker and i was kinda familiar with the song
‘i know this song’ fatty said
‘i kinda do,is it megasone? ‘ i asked with a puzzled look
‘no megatrone, nicki minaj’ she answered
I like Nicki-Minaj
But am not actually a huge fan
Why can’t they just play one Korea kpop song or smthn
I just hope i can rap to that megatrone
I do not want to fail on my first day
‘fatty you start’ the teacher commanded fatty
????Feel up, baby feel on me????
????Pull up if you feel lonely ????
????Feel up, baby feel on me????
????Pull up if you feel lonely ????
Bra, ta ta tat
????They call me megatrone ????
????Just did a telethon ????
????He got margiela’s on????
????And I got my jealous on????
????I… I.. I..
Laura stammered, I guess she is not really familiar with the song
‘Am sorry laura but you out ‘ the teacher announced as she walked back to the circle
‘Tanya,continue the teacher said
????i f**k him like i miss him ????
????He-he just came out of prison ????
????Bitches be talking shit ????
????But they ain’t got a pot to piss in????
????My name is Tanya stone ????
????I’ m in a sticky Benz ????
????That mean it candy apple ????
???? i am Barbie ????
????This is Ken ????
????This is a fendi fact ????
Tanya and Mike are so good they are giving me goosebumps
I really don’t know this megatron
It was my turn to rap then suddenly the EFX walked in
Students whee screaming especially the girls
If they were not in school right now, they would have pounced on them
This is not right, they are a big distraction
‘EFX what are you doing here, I thought you have a concert today’ the teacher asked
‘not today, tomorrow, so we decided to visit the school today’ Nam-il said
‘well we are here to address one issue’ Mansoo said
Jin-hyuk oppa was also here
Extremely handsome as usual
‘fatty pls step forward’ kyung wan said
‘okay’ fatty said as she stepped forward
‘this is your new fitness teacher, she will give you healthy diets and excersise you must follow to loose some weight’ Nam-il said
‘but do i have to loose weight’ she asked
‘yes dear’ Nam-il replied
Fatty was feeling so special
It not easy for a big time celebrity to be addressing you on weight issues
JIN- HYUK POV
Although the boys and i did not come here for this oversized girl
We came here because we where actually given a day off by the company
Seeing this ugly maid here just annoys me alot
So i decided to come up with a plan to throw her out of the school
‘there’s one more test you have to pass’ i said
Everyone focused on me
I do not talk much but when i open my mouth to say something
Everyone is always eager to listen to me
‘ummm what your name’ i asked the fat girl
‘fatty’ she replied
What a stupid name
‘your weight?’ i asked
‘145kg’ she said with a smile on her face as everyone laughed at her
She is smiling, how can she be so big and be happy about it
‘well if you can’t loose Atleast 70kg in 2 weeks’ i paused for a moment
‘you and your friend will be kicked out of this school’ i announced
‘what?’ that was the word that came out of the maids girl mouth
I will pay alot of money to see that look on the maid face
Now she wil finally be kicked out of this school
I am sure that fatty cannot loose so much weight in just two weeks
Let see how they get out of this now
I just hate ugly girls
…………….. To be continued…………..