It was that ugly nurse again, just that this
time, she was in her casual wear….
She wore a top revealing her cleavage (wetin
dey dere before) that showed her below-
average moin moin slippers of b0s0ms….
“How was work today” she asked
“Good, thanks” was wondering why the
“I’m sorry about the way I shunned you
“It’s alright, I’m used to it”
She laughed a bit “anyway nice meeting ya,
“Okay, we see later then, takia” and she
catwalked away from me….
And that was when I remembered Nicki
minaj’s single where she said ‘oh my gosh,
look at her butt’
As in, you guys had to see the massive
behind, and she was wearing pant trousers,
not jeans, so the contours were imminent….
And with the way it was jiggling, jangling and
bubbling, you’ll know that this arrrsssee was
grabbable and massage able…..
My Jimmy was up, and dancing shoki….
I went back to the room, I had to strategize, I
MUST FVCK THIS NURSE!!!!
The next day was a bit uneventful…..
We quickly finished ward round, so I decided
to chill a bit in the doctors call room
As I was watching CNN, and browsing
nairaland home page….
I opened the door, and yep, na that nurse….
“Hello Tonia, how may I help you”
Yes doc, please I want you to see this patient,
I don’t know if she is bleeding or its just
I checked the vàgîna, and it was lochia….
“Sister, this thing is pale-colored, so its
lochia, no need to worry….”
I was back in the room, watching CNN….
Wetin happen nah….
I opened, and she was there again…..
“Tonia, hope no problem”
“Please this patients dressing is dirty”
“Ehhhn, change it nah” I scoffed….
“Okay, I will change it, let me go and change
it” as she looked so clueless….
And after five minutes….
TONIA, WHAT IS IT AGAIN!!!
I opened the door, and I saw one of my
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