Never Knew She’s Beautiful
We sat before the doctor that was assigned to attend to him.
“You are welcome ,the boss” The doctor greeted and I was surprised that even the doctor is referring to him as the boss.
“It’s my pleasure ” He replied.
“I’m sorry. I know pretty well that this conversation is suppose to be strictly professional,but is this perhaps your partner ?” He asked.
“Partner ? This ugly thing beside me ….oh common doctor , does this ugly thing beside me looks like someone that fits my partner status ?” He asked the doctor.
“I’m sorry ,I was just curious. Back to business. So how may I help you?” The doctor asked.
“Is my head big. Hey! You do not have to lie ,just tell me the truth?” He asked the doctor.
The doctor chuckled confusingly and looked into my face.
I winked at him and signaled for him to say YES’ . He took his face away from me and still didn’t know what reply to give the boss ,then he brought his face to me again and I signalled for him to say ‘YES’
“Why did you ask ,sir ?” The doctor requested.
“common! All I need from you is a YES or NO. I ask again,is my head big?”
“No ,it isn’t.” the doctor replied and I shot the doctor an angry look but he didn’t even bother to look at my face.
The boss giggled and looked to the floor.
“I know you won’t tell me the truth. Why did you hesitate before you speak? See man! We are too close now for you to hide anything from me. Just tell me if my head is big so I can quickly book a surgical operation” He said to the doctor and the doctor giggled.
“I do not know where you get the idea from that your head is big ,but it’s cool ,trust me . ” The doctor said and he nodded.
“Okay ,then . I guess I need to see another doctor just to confirm. ” The boss said and stood.
We both walked out together.
“Yes! I shouldn’t even be asking the doctor ,I will ask my newly found baby when next we meet . Whatever she says about my head is what I will believe ” He said to no one in particular.
“Newly found baby! ” I repeated.
“When did you give birth to a baby Sir ?” I asked.
“Keep you silly mouth shut ,I meant a pretty lady ” He said and walked away while I followed behind.
“Good! So he’s planning on asking the ‘beautiful Me’ when next we see if his head is big or not and whatever the ‘beautiful Me’ say is what he will believe.
I won’t only tell him that his head is big ,I will also tell him to cut it off.
Big head boss ‘